CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6236
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	86

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Items Found:	2077	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mines Excavated:	1541
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Items Found:	5285
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	246
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ores Mined:	3770

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	262
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	5676
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!