Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 New Chunks Explored: 220462
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 279
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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