Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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