CraftyImmigrationMC Server

cheap labor, Colonialism, cousins, CraftyImmigrationMC, dishonest, dubious, Evidence, FACTORY, fallacious, gdp, Hospital, housing shortage, humanoid robots, Immigrants, immigration, Indians, japanese, Jews, labor shortage, nation of immigrants, Nazis, nursing home, racism, Revenge, self-interest, Server, specious, Store, Supporters, unsupported, warehouse, White Australia policy, workers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	691
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	2238	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9911	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4581
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Towns Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mines Excavated:	4566	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9304

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	3212	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	New Chunks Explored:	463040
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6503
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2605	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	169	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!