CraftyImmigrationMC Server

humanoid robots, immigration, dubious, labor shortage, Colonialism

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay

financial stress, financial strain, travel accommodations, CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay, expensive trip

Are you tired of feeling like an ATM instead of a partner? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about financial arguments with your partner. No more debates about who should pay for what trip – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And guess what? We have a special event where you can celebrate your virtual dad’s 90th birthday in style! Build him a virtual cake, throw him a virtual party, and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until you log off).

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your partner blowing up your budget. Let’s build a world where financial arguments don’t exist, and the only thing you need to save up for is that diamond armor. See you there!

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FascistCraft: Politicians Gone Wild

freedom of speech, American politics, Propaganda, Defeat, Sieg Heil.

Are you tired of dealing with real-life political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where American political figures have been transformed into blocky characters who do silly dances instead of Sieg Heil’s! Help defeat the evil American Fascism by building giant monuments made out of rainbow blocks and throwing virtual pies at corrupt politicians. Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you have to worry about is running out of virtual snacks!

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EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Support, Geopolitics, funding, international relations, Ukraine

lol imagine if u could use that money to build ur own army in minecraft instead!! join our server and become the ultimate warlord, conquer lands, and fight epic battles with ur friends. u can use the €20 billion to buy diamond swords, enchanted armor, and even hire a dragon to fight for u. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to rule the minecraft world with an iron fist. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

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Putin’s Power Play: Don’t Be Weak!

international relations, Diplomacy, united states, negotiations, putin

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. u can build ur own castle and rule over the land like a boss.

but wait, there’s more. we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world but only u can stop them with ur epic building skills and sword fighting abilities.

oh and did i mention we have a dance party every friday night at the lava pit? it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and show Putin who’s boss. u can’t be weak in the face of danger, bro. let’s do this!

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Bat Virus Buddies

viral entry, public health, human cells, Virus, cell-surface protein

lol, so like, this server is like the bat coronavirus of Minecraft servers, but in a good way, ya know? like, we use the same cell-surface protein to gain entry into your Minecraft world as the SARS-CoV-2 virus, but don’t worry, we won’t give you COVID-19, we’ll just give you a sick gaming experience! come join us and raise the possibility of having a blast with us, who knows, maybe someday you’ll spread the word about how awesome this server is to humans and they’ll all wanna join too! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s infect the Minecraft community with fun!

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CraftyImmigrationMC Server

CraftyCoupleGetawayNoWay

FascistCraft: Politicians Gone Wild

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Putin’s Power Play: Don’t Be Weak!

Bat Virus Buddies