Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Star Shards Collected: 165 Animals Bred: 125
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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