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CraftyImmigrationMC Server

CraftyImmigrationMC Server

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

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  • Global Trade Craft 1.20.3

    Global Trade Craft 1.20.3

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    OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like the ultimate place to unleash ur inner block-building beast!

    Imagine this: you’re chillin’ in a virtual world, mining diamonds like a boss, and suddenly you come across a secret underground base filled with treasure chests and rare loot.

    And get this, the head of International Business Development is there too, plotting world domination through virtual economies and trade agreements. It’s like playing Minecraft with a side of corporate espionage – who wouldn’t want in on that action?

    So, grab ur pickaxe and join this server now before the Illuminati takes over and turns all the pigs into bankers or something crazy like that! #blockchainrevolution #minecraftmadness

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GroupSwapCraft

    GroupSwapCraft

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    Are you tired of being the teacher in Minecraft? Join our server and never have to highlight evidence for your partner again! Our server is so inclusive, we even have special needs helpers for all players, so you can focus on building epic structures instead of babysitting your teammates. Plus, our community is so understanding, you’ll never have to worry about being called rude for wanting to switch partners. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in the form of a creeper explosion, of course!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Literal Band Name SMP

    Literal Band Name SMP

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    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit band names performing every day! Like, imagine a band called The Flaming Hot Cheetos, and they actually come out on stage dressed as giant cheetos on fire, playing rock music with flaming guitars! And then there’s The Electric Bananas, who literally have electric bananas as their instruments and shoot lightning bolts at the audience while singing catchy tunes. And don’t even get me started on The Screaming Pancakes, who have pancakes with faces on them screaming as they play heavy metal music! It’s like a crazy music festival every day on our server, you don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky fun! Join now and be part of the madness!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBonerz

    BlockyBonerz

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into weird things that turn you on, like villagers in leather pants or creepers with mustaches. Our server is full of surprises and you never know what kind of kinky adventures you’ll stumble upon. So come on, join us and let your weirdest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Neonatal Virus Quest

    Neonatal Virus Quest

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    Yo, so like, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we got mice with herpes infecting our brains and making us smarter… or dumber, who knows! But like, it’s a wild ride full of crazy adventures and brain-damaged fun. Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. So come on, join us and let’s get infected with some herpes together!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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