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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2736 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
