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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
