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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2989 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2915 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
