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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7612 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
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