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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9663 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
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