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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1041 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
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