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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 256 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 5370 | Mines Excavated: | 2419 |
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