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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1962 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
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