CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9470	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	767900
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2345
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4085	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Animals Bred:	155	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	241121	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Farms Harvested:	706	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com