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Deja Vu Minecraft SMP – Anon Thoughts

Anon, ANONYMOUS, Consciousness, déjà, deja vu, déjà vu phenomenon, Dejavu, dreams, dreams interpretation, familiar situations, inexplicable events, Meaning, Memory, Minecraft, mysterious experiences, puzzling occurrences, smp, strange feelings, strange occurrences, strange sensations, Thoughts, thoughts on deja vu, uncanny experiences, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Ever get that feeling of deja vu? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be experiencing it all the time! Join us for a wild ride filled with mysterious dreams and hidden meanings. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe while building your epic base. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and embark on a journey like no other!

MomVsGFYosemiteVacay

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, Decision making, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family expectations, Guilt, indian parents, long term girlfriend, Marriage, MomVsGFYosemiteVacay, parental approval, relationship struggles, transparency, Ultimatum, Yosemite trip

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Indian parents who just don’t understand your long-term Mexican girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and a chance to build your dream world where cultural differences don’t matter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the pressure of family expectations and create your own rules. Build a virtual Yosemite with your GF without any ultimatums or guilt trips from mom. And hey, if your dad wants to come meet her in the game, we’ve got plenty of virtual space for a family reunion like no other!

Don’t let cultural clashes hold you back from living your best virtual life. Join our server today and show your parents that love knows no boundaries, even in the world of Minecraft!

RevoltCraft: Healthcare Trash, Wealth Inequality, Average American Blues

17th France, activism, American, Average, Average American, Blues, economic disparity, fellow Americans, government accountability, grassroots movement, Healthcare, healthcare reform, income inequality, INEQUALITY, inequality crisis, political corruption, Political unrest, Positive Change, protest movement, RevoltCraft, revolution, social justice, social reform, societal change, Trash, wealth, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of the real world being a dumpster fire? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let’s start a revolution against the oppressive mobs and exploitative villagers! Our healthcare may be virtual, but it’s top-notch and free for all players. Plus, with our wealth redistribution system, everyone has a fair shot at diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt Minecraft government together! Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual chaos and fun instead?

MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service

arms race, Conflict, Defense, Delivery, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kims, Military, military technology, MissileCraft, Missiles, North Korea, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, service, Ukraine, united nations, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally.

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8209

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	4988	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	67	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

Players:	103/300	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2