CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a herd of pigs in a mud bath.

We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombies or skeletons. So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama, look no further. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So why did Republicans mock Hunter for drug addiction but Democrats never mocked JD Vance’s mom? Who cares when you can be building your dream castle in our server instead! Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9531
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	53	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5395
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5299
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	3954
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mines Excavated:	2055
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.