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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3971 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
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