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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7397 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 108 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8379 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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