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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7087 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1677 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.