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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4774 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but only in a controlled environment, so don’t worry about your builds getting destroyed. bob is a professional, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry about getting burned alive or anything. we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
so yeah, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there), then come join us! we promise you won’t regret it…probably.