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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 633 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 234110 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Are you tired of hearing ridiculous “facts” about your country from clueless foreigners? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only “facts” you’ll hear are the ones we make up for fun!
Our server is like a virtual United Nations, where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and laugh at the absurd stories we tell about each other’s countries. Did you know that in Australia, everyone rides kangaroos to work and wrestles crocodiles for fun? Or that in Japan, sushi grows on trees and Godzilla is the mayor of Tokyo?
Join us for a wild ride of cultural stereotypes, outlandish myths, and good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about geography (but probably not). So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the most hilariously inaccurate Minecraft server on the internet!
