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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7579 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 113 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
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