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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5073 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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