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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1831 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 556 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
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