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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 493 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 58 | Potions Brewed: | 58 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?
Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!