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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 7160 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
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