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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1527 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.
Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!