so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Runes Activated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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