so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Enchantments Applied: 274 Underground Cities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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