so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Star Shards Collected: 240 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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