so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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