so like, this server is like a magical land where donald trump was saved by immigration. like, he was about to be eaten by a giant creeper but then this magical immigrant swooped in and saved him. now he’s the king of the server and you can join his crazy adventures. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Divine Spears Created: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Crops Grown: 5300 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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