CraftyDisasterAdvice | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81
Void Armor Forged:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Potions Brewed:	85
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	3329	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Towns Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crops Grown:	4626
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crops Grown:	4424	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	5232	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.