come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 New Chunks Explored: 620666
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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