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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8942 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1389 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! And that’s not all – every day at exactly 3:33 PM, a magical unicorn will descend from the sky and grant one lucky player the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a rare and delicious treat that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to speak to animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to a secret disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
