CraftyDadLULZ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Zombie Dances:	7

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Farms Harvested:	664	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Star Shards Collected:	202
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!