CraftyDadLULZ | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Crops Grown:	1883	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Animals Bred:	141	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	2570

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	983156	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	60	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	224	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	91
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2670	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Chimeras Created:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mines Excavated:	3882
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Ores Mined:	3198	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	4033	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

Players:	107/600	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Farms Harvested:	363	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5