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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2418 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.
So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.