CraftyCrushSignals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PajamaPoliceCraft

affluent town, Bot, chatgpt, CONSERVATIVE, cousin, culture, fashion, Homeless, homeless shelter, Indiana, new york, NYC, old money towns, PajamaPoliceCraft, PAJAMAS, pretentious, Public, Rude, sensory issues, Sketchy, snobs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Runes Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SubmarineSass Minecraft Server

Abuse, bullying, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Harassment, investigation, male colleagues, Military, Minecraft, mistreatment, Navy, Probe, Server, sexism, submarine forces, SubmarineSass, toxic culture, uk, Women, Workplace

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines filled with women who are tired of being bullied and abused by their male colleagues! we offer a safe haven for these brave women to escape to and build amazing underwater bases together. dive deep into the ocean and explore hidden treasures while fighting off evil sea monsters with your new girl squad. show those bullies who’s boss in our underwater utopia! join now for a truly unique and empowering gaming experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCancerDetective

Blood Test, cancer detection, cancer screening, common cancers, CraftyCancerDetective, diagnostic test, disease detection, early detection, funding announcement, government funding, government initiative, health funding, Health Innovation, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, medical technology, oncology, preventative care, public health, research, UK Government

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray new server?? it’s like, so lit cuz it’s run by the government and they’re funding this insane £120 blood test that can like, detect 12 cancers!! like, how cool is that?? u can literally play Minecraft and save lives at the same time, like whaaat?? join now and be a part of the most epic server ever, where u can mine diamonds and fight off zombies while also contributing to groundbreaking medical research!!! #bestserverever #minecraftandcancerresearch #govtapprovedfun 🤣🤣🤣

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

3D Debut, Abyssgard, Anime List, baubau, baubaus, BLOCK, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, Defective Edition, fuwamoco, hololive, merch, Minecraft, Morning #131, Party, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, Virtual idol, Vtuber, youtube channel

Welcome to the most defective and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can battle it out with other players in a game of “BauDol” – a high stakes competition where the winner gets to rule over the server for a day!

But that’s not all! We also have 3D debuts of our players, where they showcase their talents in the most mind-blowing way possible. You won’t believe your eyes when you see what they can do!

And let’s not forget about our exclusive merchandise, featuring designs inspired by the abyss and beyond. Get your hands on some Fuwawa or Mococo gear and show off your allegiance to our server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where it takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Characters, complexity, confusion, controversial, Critics, critique, deep, Interpretation, liked, Minecraft, Movie, Mystery, opinion, Plot, Redpilled, review, smp, Symbolism, Themes, Thought-provoking, TV, Understanding

Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Broke Fam Minecraft Server

apartment living, asian family, Australia, BROKE, child care, collector’s items, DEBT, drug addiction, fam, family dynamics, family struggles, financial help, home environment, Job Search, learning disability, long-term planning, Minecraft, moving out, night shifts, Parental Responsibility, rent money, Server, tenancy agreement, unpaid child care

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a way to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world full of adventure, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about family drama and crazy living situations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. No more dealing with drug-addicted dads who sleep in the bathroom or having to play babysitter for your sibling with a learning disability.

Join our server and embark on a journey to a land where the only limits are your imagination. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Leave your real-life troubles behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs two wives and a crazy living situation when you can have a blocky paradise to escape to? Let’s mine and craft our way to a better tomorrow!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCopsNTrouble

911, AITAH, Argument, bedroom door, calling the cops, CraftyCopsNTrouble, Divorce, Gaslighting, Harmless, knife, Marriage, relationship advice, Scared, scared AF, silent treatment, SPOOKED, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sharper than our diamond swords are the knives our players bring to arguments! Join us for a thrilling experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time one player’s spouse brought a knife to their in-game dispute. Will they survive the night? Will they trust each other again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique bonding experience where players can test their relationships by bringing virtual knives to settle disagreements. Who needs marriage counseling when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and see if your love can withstand the sharp edges of our virtual world.

And don’t worry, we promise our players are harmless… or are they? Join now and find out for yourself if you should lock your bedroom door at night or trust your fellow gamers with your virtual life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and sharp objects, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	2399
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Farms Harvested:	817

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InfluentialSteve Minecraft SMP

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Forget historical figures, the real MVPs are the players on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to become the next big shot in the virtual world. We’ve got legendary players who have built entire empires out of dirt blocks and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted armor.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, you can become a legend in your own right. Who needs history books when you can make your mark on the digital world? Join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1735
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPeepersGuild

blue light, Digital Detox, digital eye strain, eye care, eye care routine, eye exercises, eye fatigue, eye health, eye health awareness, eye health tips, eye protection, eye strain prevention, eye strain relief, long term eye health, PixelPeepersGuild, screen fatigue, screen time, screen time management, screen time tips, social media, vision care

Hey there, tired of frying your eyeballs on social media all day? Well, have we got the solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Not only will you be saving your precious peepers from the harmful blue light of doom, but you’ll also be embarking on epic adventures, building insane structures, and battling virtual dragons (yes, dragons, we said it). Say goodbye to eye strain and hello to pixelated paradise! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to healthier eyes and endless fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LanderOops, Minecraft Server! No Squares, Just Fun! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Hermitcraft Vibes, Come Join Us! 🌟

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Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack	A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn	Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft	We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV	Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect	Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

Our server is now 3 months old.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	7681
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Bug Skill Minecraft Server

bug, bug at game start, bug fixing, game bugs, game bugs and fixes, Game Exploits, game glitches, game hacks, game start, Game strategies, game tactics, Gaming, gaming bugs, Gaming Community, Gaming Strategies, gaming techniques, Gaming Tips, Minecraft, Server, skill, skilled bug, skilled players, start of the game, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We encourage all players to embrace their inner bug and exploit every glitch in the game to their advantage. Want to fly without wings? No problem! Want to swim in lava without getting burned? We got you covered! Join us and show off your mad bug skills like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who has built an entire city out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and defeat him in a building competition, he will grant you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find Blocky Bob and claim your wishes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most bug-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Answer Me Minecraft SMP

Anime, answer, Bleach, comparison, controversy, criticism, DBspics, discrimination, Disrespect, fanbase, Fandom, lack of respect, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstood, Narutards, One pissers, popular shonens, redheaded step child, Rivalry, smp, Stereotypes, Underappreciated

Are you tired of being disrespected for loving Bleach? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we worship Bleach like it’s the holy grail of anime! Join us and become a part of our epic quest to prove to all the DBspics, Narutards, and One pissers that Bleach is the ultimate shonen anime. We even have secret rituals where we summon Soul Reapers and Hollows to protect our base from griefers. So come on, join us and show the world that Bleach is not to be messed with!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RejectCraft SMP: Rejected in Pixels

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Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rejection you’ll face is when a creeper blows up your house because you forgot to close the door! Trust us, getting blown up by a creeper is way better than getting rejected by your crush. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rejected players locked up…just kidding! Or are we? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Skillz4DayzMC

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If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be able to master the skill of building epic structures overnight! That’s right, no more spending hours trying to perfect your castle or skyscraper, just one night on our server and you’ll be a building pro!

But that’s not all, joining our server will also give you the ability to tame any animal in the game with just a wink and a smile. Want a pet dragon? No problem! How about a unicorn? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find it and the riches will be yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a master builder, animal tamer, and treasure hunter all in one night!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crops Grown:	1933

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dairy Farm Biogas Bonanza

#sustainability, agricultural emissions, Biogas, biogas production, bonanza, carbon footprint, climate change, dairy, dairy farms, dairy industry, emissions reduction, environmental impact, Farm, global temperature rise, greenhouse gas, methane capture, methane conversion, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane production, methane recycling, methane utilization, renewable energy

yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we be turnin’ dairy farm farts into biogas, makin’ mad cash and savin’ da planet at da same time! we be reducin’ emissions like crazy, like 5 times more than anyone even knows about. join us and help us keep da world cool, like literally, cuz we keepin’ temperatures low and makin’ bank at da same time. come on, join da fun and save da planet, one cow fart at a time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	83	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Living Statues Befriended:	2