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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5046 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.