CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1409	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Farms Harvested:	172
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ores Mined:	9410
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9675
Void Gems Collected:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9404	Magic Items Found:	8209
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crops Grown:	1306	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	3462
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	833121	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
New Chunks Explored:	608052	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4786	Buildings Constructed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	63

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	628
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

AITAH Minecraft Server

AITAH, Argument, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, emotions, healthy relationships, love, Minecraft, Priorities, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, validation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5097	Animals Bred:	171
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and pancakes…wait, did someone say pancakes?

Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!