Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY