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Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7745	Villages Defended:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Animals Bred:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3083
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	3056	Gods Slained:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4331	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	188	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Farms Harvested:	425	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	5848	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Potions Brewed:	153	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	18