CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	1083
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Items Found:	3743	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	6783

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5626

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Players Killed by Monsters:	343
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9765	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9474
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!