CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mines Excavated:	2801	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	67	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	186

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	839774
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6796
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	776963
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3573

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	852	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crops Grown:	5269
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	196219	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Villages Defended:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1188
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.