CraftyCringeLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	308559	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Farms Harvested:	391
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ores Mined:	2699	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Villages Defended:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crops Grown:	4782	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6610	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	105
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Items Found:	7482
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8487	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1515	Dimension Hops:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	5258

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.