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Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Animals Bred:	137	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mines Excavated:	3702
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4519
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208