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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8710 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
